CORBIE'S GAME BLOG

So why is Castlevania: Dracula X Chronicles coming to the Sony PSP instead of the DS. It's really simple. God's a PSP fanboy. I was talking to God last weekend and I found him chuckling to himself as I approached him. I asked him what he thought was so funny and he just turned to me with this ear to ear grin on his face. "I'm going to seriously mess with the DS fanboys this coming week," he said to me with yet another steady chuckle. I kept at him trying to get him to tell me what his plan was, and I guess he finally got enough because I heard it thunder off in the distance and knew I was pushing too hard.

I guess he felt sorry for me and knew how curious I was. He leaned over and whispered his plan to me. "I'm having Konami completely update the most coveted of the Castlevania games, the PC Engine version of Rondo of Blood, and I've also decided to have them throw in the original Rondo of Blood as well as a widescreen version of Symhony of the Night as well. But here's the clincher. I'm having them release it on the PSP!!" With that he couldn't hold back anymore and he just laughed so hard the room shook. "That will teach those whiny-assed DS fanboys to diss the PSP," he shouted with the authority only God knows how to convey. I scolded God and reminded him that his New Year's Resolution was to be less of a PSP fanboy, but it didn't faze him. He seemed hell-bent (sorry for the expression) on sticking it to the DS faithful this time. "And if that doesn't break the DS fanboy spirit, I'll have Nintendo release a few sequels to Yoshi's Touch & Go!," God said as I was leaving to room.